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The last time I saw
Kim slugging wine
straight from a bottle was in 2003. I came home from work to find her and Allan
Bree sitting in her car listening to the radio in the hope of finding out why
there was
no electricity anywhere within 500 miles of Detroit. The
electrical grid had a meltdown and 50 million people lost access to their
computers that day. Last week, Kim's computer had a meltdown of its own.
Some vicious piece of malware, Trojan virus or some such rogue piece of abuse
wormed its way into Kim’s computer. There were the little signs at first, such
as intermittent browser hijacks which elicited a loud swear word from her. On
day two of said invasion, Kim’s antivirus and spyware would not update. She knew
then that we were in really big trouble. The computer was taken offline and the
next three days were spent manually updating the virus software, running
hours-long security scans, backing up gigs of data and searching Internet
security forums for information. Initially, none of the scans on the two network
computers found anything – but a Rogue.installer virus was finally found on
Kim’s. After it was cleaned, we thought “maybe” we were safe but Kim kept
mumbling in her sleep that we would probably have to reformat all the hard
drives. She looked pretty burned out by Friday night.
On the morning of Saturday, May 16th, Kim received an email from Bree stating
that his anti virus software would not let him open the Gang of Pour site.
The warning read, “Site is listed as suspicious - visiting this web site may
harm your computer.” Sure enough, we could not access it either. Later in the
afternoon, the entire GoP site was blacklisted by Google.
At that point, Kim's meltdown started to look worse than the computer's as
evidenced by her swigging from a bottle of rosé while swearing under her breath.
“Dirty rotten bastards!” She wasn’t condemning Google. They did the right thing.
She was cursing the hackers that did this. What a nightmare!
Being de-listed by Google is a big thing. It’s almost more of a nightmare than
having your computer hacked. When you are delisted by Google, you have to prove
to them that your site is no longer a threat. Depending on their response
turn-around, you could be off their index for weeks. Quick calls were made to
our hosting service, Host Gator, and they had the site reloaded with a fairly
current un-virused backup within 2 hours. We only lost one article, and that’s
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A request was made to Google to rescan the site and we were back up by
Sunday morning. Thank you Google and Host Gator!!! What a great job you both
did! And thank you, wine buddy, Michael Rowley, a security and risk management
expert, who came over Sunday to give our computers a physical with an unsightly
probe, and to the many fans who emailed alerting us to the fact that our site
was not accessible.
And then there’s Twitter. Twitter also suspended our account during this time
frame – no notice, no reason. We don’t know if our account was hacked and used
to send spam, or worse, or if Twitter scanned our links leading back to our
infected site and suspended us for that reason (which would be a good thing on
their part). The problem with Twitter is you can’t reach anyone there. No one
will answer your inquiries; there is no support forum that is monitored by
Twitter staff. There are members who have reported the same suspension/hack
issues and are still waiting for a response weeks later. That blows! For now,
we’ll be taking the Twitter links off of the site. Maybe we’ll be back, and
maybe we won’t, but at this point, the operative term in Twitter appears to be
“Twit.”
And what was that rose that Kim was swilling, you may ask?
A few weeks back, we were walking through our friendly neighborhood Costco, and
as usual, my first stop was in the wine department. There, I noticed a display
of 2008 Fat Bastard Rosé priced at $6.99 per bottle, and while I’ve never been a
fan of this line of wines, I wondered, “How bad can it be?” We picked one up to
try, brought it home and that evening, twisted off the top and poured glasses.
Here’s what we found.
2008 Thierry & Guy Fat Bastard Vin de Pays Vignobles de France Rosé “Blushing
Bastard,” 13% alc., $6.99: Watermelon pink, with straightforward strawberry
and watermelon flavors and aromas shaded with a little minerality. Medium
bodied, with good balance and cut. Nothing special here, but perfectly
acceptable for the price and a decent value. Find this wine
A week later, we were walking through our friendly neighborhood Trader Joe’s and
as usual, my first stop was in the wine department. There, I noticed a display
of 2007 Fat Bastard Rosé priced at $3.99 (!?) per bottle and I wondered, “How
bad can it be?” We picked one up to try, brought it home and that evening,
pulled the plastic cork and poured glasses. Here’s what we found.
2007 Thierry & Guy Fat Bastard Vin de Pays Vignobles de France Rosé “Blushing
Bastard,” 13.5% alc., $3.99: Strawberry pink, just a wee bit darker than the
’08; clean and still fresh tasting, with nice, rich strawberry, raspberry and
cherry flavors and aromas underscored with some nice mineral. Medium bodied,
with good balance and ample acids. Solid, pleasant to sip and more expressive
than the ’08; a real QPR All-Star at this price. Find this wine
We liked the ’07 so well, we went back to Trader Joe’s a few days later to pick
up a few cases, but we were too late. They now have the 2008 stacked (for the
same $3.99 price tag), so we asked if any of the other outlets in the area had
the earlier version still in stock, and after a quick call, found that there was
more up in Rochester. We drove 20 minutes out of our way to pick up three cases.
We did grab another bottle of the ’08 to compare, and the result is just as we
expected. For $3.99, both wines are a steal, but if you can still find the ’07,
buy all of it. It’s clearly the better of the two vintages.
That’s all for now. Thank you for reading about our trials and tribulations at
Gang Central.
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