How do you get the experience of NASCAR without attending a race?

Shane Angley (L) and Brown Councill setting 
a new standard for longnecks among rednecks

Turn the grill on ‘High’. Come back in and turn every radio and television to the race with the volume all the way up. Run back out and dump 10 pounds of rubberbands on the grill. Bring the grill inside. Sit in front of the television with chicken wings and longnecks. Throw chicken bones at the screen for full effect.

Ladies and Gentlemen, start yer engines!!!!!!!!

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